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"A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. Said he: "The
best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my
wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a
woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wan with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

Crazy Scrabbler

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters: FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE

BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters: ARAB DEATH

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER