Killing Resolutions of New Year :)

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves
and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.

So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering
vegetables to your system.


Need grain?

Eat chicken.



Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even
more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.


Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms
up!


Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable
oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?



Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's
the best feel-good food around!



Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.



Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Apnaa Hyderabaad :)

Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko........7 samundar par se
yaad karo woh din aur raat.........
Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh Diamond ki chai,
Woh Radhey Shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat,
Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme thi kuch baat.

Woh Pulla Reddy ki mithai, woh Kamat ka dosa,
Woh Gokul ki pav bhaji aur Ramser ka samosa.

Woh local bus ka 'suffer', woh Tank Bund ki hawa,
Woh dutch roses ke kante aur Lumbini Park ka samaa.

Woh december ki zara si sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te thea paseeney.

Woh Ramzan ki Haleem,woh paradise ki biryani,
Woh holi ki masti,aur navratri ka dandia.

Woh necklace road ka mohol, woh Gandipet ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara, Waah uske kya kehene.

Woh Karachi Bakery ke biscut, woh Blue Sea ki chai,
Woh Garden(restaurant) ke lukmi biscuit, woh galliyon ka "rabdi malai".

Woh bachpan ki yaaden, woh gotion kaa khel,
Woh Indira Park ki jhaadiyan, jahaa hothey they mel.

Woh Minerva ka pop corn aur Shoppers Stop mein shopping,
Woh James Street ka nazara aur Ameer pet ki building.

Woh Sangeet cinema ke queue, woh black ki pink ticket,
Woh Parade ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket.

Itni cheezen kehene ke baad, aur kitna karoon mein abaad,
Yeh shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai H Y D E R A B A A D!!!!!!!!

Leave Applications

Infos, B'lore: An employee applied for leave as follows:"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,pleasesanction me one week leave."

Ole, B'lore: From an employee who was performing the"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from DAC: Leaveletter from an employee who was performing hisdaughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From L Administration Dept:"As my motherinlaw has expired and I am only one responsible for it, pleasegrant me 10 daysleave."

Another employee applied for half dayleave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at10oclock and I may not return,please grant me halfday casual leave"

An incident of a leaveletter:"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I requestyouto leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:"I am enclosedherewith..."

Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home Imay be granted leave."

Letter writing: "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."