Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Don't copy if you can't paste
At training program for top management. A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of
a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
a woman who wasn't my wife !"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste
Friday, July 06, 2007
Weird Qs
01.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go?
(weird)
02.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
(to be given a thought)
03.What is the speed of darkness?
(absurd)
04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
(very good thinking)
05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
(who knows)
06.Can you cry under water?
(let me try)
07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(I think they meant something else)
08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
(God knows)
09.Do fish ever get thirsty?
(let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
(by ones eyes)
11.What does OK actually mean?
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.What should one call a male ladybird?
(No comments)
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
(can somebody help)
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
(yes U can)
17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
(got to think scientifically)
19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
(I don't have a change to try)
20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
(very nice)
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
(this is nice?)
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
(stupid, break the law)
(weird)
02.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
(to be given a thought)
03.What is the speed of darkness?
(absurd)
04.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
(very good thinking)
05.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
(who knows)
06.Can you cry under water?
(let me try)
07.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(I think they meant something else)
08.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
(God knows)
09.Do fish ever get thirsty?
(let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
(by ones eyes)
11.What does OK actually mean?
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.What should one call a male ladybird?
(No comments)
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
(can somebody help)
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
(yes U can)
17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
(got to think scientifically)
19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
(I don't have a change to try)
20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
(very nice)
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
(this is nice?)
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
(stupid, break the law)
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