Shaadi ke Pehle : Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke Baad : Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya
Shaadi ke Pehle : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi Ke Baad : Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi Ke Pehle : Dil to Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke Baad : Dil to Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke Pehle : Ek Duje ke Liye
Shaadi ke Baad : Sirf Bachho ke liye
Shaadi ke pehle : Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke Baad : JwalaMukhi
Shaadi ke Pehle : Titanic
Shaadi ke Baad : Kagaj ki Naav
Shaadi ke Pehle : Hero No 1
Shaadi ke Baad : Biwi No 1
Shaadi ke Pehle : Sapno ki Rani
Shaadi ke Baad : Chotu ki Amma
Friday, May 26, 2006
If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
Want to add any more to this list?
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
Want to add any more to this list?
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Humor In Cricket
*Sehwag's wife asks him to buy ration but he is afraid to go out *
*as he will get hit by people 4 not playing well. *
*So he dresses up as a woman n goes 2 d market.*
*There a beautiful woman comes to *
*him n says " u r Sehwag right?".*
*Surprised sehwag asks how do u know? *
*She says, I,m Mohd Kaif*
*as he will get hit by people 4 not playing well. *
*So he dresses up as a woman n goes 2 d market.*
*There a beautiful woman comes to *
*him n says " u r Sehwag right?".*
*Surprised sehwag asks how do u know? *
*She says, I,m Mohd Kaif*
FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
cooks good, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh & she is cute.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in
romance and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.
cooks good, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh & she is cute.
3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in
romance and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women
don't know each other.
Friday, May 05, 2006
This Is A Long One But Definitely Funny...
Qantas is an airline company based in Australia. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a problem sheet, which conveys to the mechanics, problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The engineers read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the sheets before the next flight.
So, here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. (By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.)
P = The problem logged by the pilot
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level .
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
So, here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. (By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.)
P = The problem logged by the pilot
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level .
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Is This Love
My Nights are becoming sleepless.
My Days are becoming restless.
So I asked God.... Is this love?
GOD said, "Idiot! You are a software employee!"
Another Never Again....
May be interesting !
Watch the number sequence...very interesting...
On,
May 4th, 2006
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at 2 min. and 3 sec.
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after 1 am
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the time and date will be
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01:02:03:04 /05/06
Watch the number sequence...very interesting...
On,
May 4th, 2006
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at 2 min. and 3 sec.
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after 1 am
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the time and date will be
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01:02:03:04 /05/06
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