What Do You Say?

Q. If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect,
then why practice?
Q. If you died with braces on your teeth, would they
take them off?
Q. If love is blind, then why do we believe at first
sight?
Q. Don't you find it worrying that doctor calls
treating you their "practice"?
Q. If you try to fall and succeed, what do you just
do?
Q. If a book about failures does not sell, is it a
success?
Q. Could someone ever get addicted to counseling and
if so how do you help them?
Q. If a chronic liar tells you he is chronic liar, do
you believe him?
Q. Why do the egg not taste like a chicken itself?
Q. What is the opposite of opposite?
Q. Why do you get in a bus and get into a car?
Q. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they
are always covered
with sheets?
Q. How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie
theatres?
Q. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hours?
Q. What is the male ladybug called?
Q. Why do we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use
them?
Q. If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still
be consider a
bank robbery?
Q. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same
thing?
Q. If you tell someone they are being judgmental,
aren't you being
judgmental yourself?
Q. If scientists were ever going to figure out how to
travel through
time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the
future?
Q. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Q. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are
all stuck together?
Q. You know that little indestructible black box that
is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the
same substance?
Q. If you decide that you are indecisive, which one
you are?
answer these question.
do u have ans to these?


Q. Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Q. If its zero degree outside today and its supposed
to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how could is it going to be? (Since 2
times 0 =0)
Q. What do you say when someone says you're in denial,
but you're not?
Q. If you're born at exactly midnight, is your
birthday on both those days?
Q. Isn't its scary that the word "therapist" is the
same as the word
"the rapist" put together?
Q. Why do they call it your "bottom" when it's really
in the middle of
your body?
Q. What happen if you get scared half to death twice?
Q. Why is it called a "building" when it is already
build?
Q. On a mobile phone, why does A.B.C. start from on
the number 2 and not 1?

Q. Why do we say "bye bye" but don't "hi hi"?