If you ever get lost in India...

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is
the best way of doing just that.

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right - you are in kolkata.

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on -
that's mumbai.

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The
first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi.

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai stall - that's ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to
solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore ...

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that amma doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in -
that's chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Hyderabad.

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The
police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws
stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. some people
are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday
declared by government ..You are very much in Lucknow, UP!